GRIZMO'S OPINION
Exiles. Let that word sink in. Term thrown around often. So much, perhaps, that it lose meaning. 'Exile' is someone who not allowed go back home. Cast out from world. Is anything but honorable word. Yet is what they want be called. Is type of creatures these are. Take pride in fact that have burnt all bridges, severed all connections with decent world. SO WHY THE HELL SOME MORONS WANT BE THEIR FRIENDS!?! Sorry, is sorry, unprofessional, sorry. Golah Jo here. Has decided to find out why some feel Exiles not worth killing. Will go around Grizmo asking shoppers, residents and whoever gets microphone in face! Let's see what Grizmo has to say! "Honestly, when you think about it, they've spent hundreds of years in a broken down ship and are squatting in the ruins of a rusted fort. It's like when you're in high school and your six year old brother wants to beat you up. At some point you just want to pat him on the head and tell him he won. But really, he needs a wedgie." -Crathol Norvitz "I'm surprised that peo...hold on. That's your microphone? That's the smallest microphone I've ever seen. It's adorable! Look at that little thing! It's like a kid's toy! ...It is a kid's toy. You're interviewing me with a...no, wait, come back, I'm sorry." -Orvel Megavotz (jerk) "Free sample? Sure!" (("No, wait, give microphone ba-DON'T EAT IT!")) -Gruzgak Ironbrain "Gah! My eye! You hit me right in the fucking eye with that microphone! ...Interview? Oh, I'm gonna interview my foot up your ass! ...Hey, come back he-" -Anonymous "Glezlethorp bleepf fwahow. Morblepth lob dop tooga -CENSORED- paga." - Fraka the Grumpel "Woof." - Astro the Dagon "Well, y'know, I think that's a -OW! MY KNEE!" -Dave "Gakka think they have beautiful legs!" -Gakka (deceased) "Pff. Exiles? Dominion? Let me tell you something. The Ikthians control the government. Oh yeah, they're the Eldan. Come on, the Eldan just happen to disappear and this mysterious race of strange, tall beings with advanced, green technology shows up on their planet? I'll bet they're behind the Exiles too. I think they made the Dominion as a plot to grow us and harvest our brains. And let me tell you something, the Lopp are in on it. Those bastards are listening devices, every single one." - Brot Heimsey "Free sample? Sure!" (("Dammit, not you again! Give back, no, no, no, NO, NO-!")) -Gruzgak Ironbrain "Hello! Chua want ask Lopp question? Hey, why is so red and nervous? ...Hello? Everything shiny? Why looking around so much?...Uh, alright, bye-bye, chua-folk!" -Lopp As can see, most Dominion seems be very against Exile friendship. While not all stated directly, can be implied from most every statement. Golah plan to stand fast and will never sell to Exiles in Grizmo. Know will be tempting for some to sell soul and dignity for Aurin tail-attention, but believes that the majority of Dominion will hold firm. Golah encourage all to remember atrocities past, to believe in spirit of Dominion, to recognize anarchy that Exiles stand for and to believe that Red Tails going shoot you in fucking face if so much as serve bag of POTATO CHIPS to Aurin. YOU HEAR GOLAH? IF SO MUCH AS SMILE AT TREE SLANK, GOING COME OVER THERE, GET LADDER AND WALK UP AND DOWN YOUR ASS! WILL REARRANGE LIGAMENTS! WILL SALT EARTH! KILL! KILL! KILL! Cordially yours, Golah Jo.