The Benefits of Buzzbings: A Summary
Buzzbings. Most civilians of Nexus recognize the name. After all, a Honeyworks site run by Protostar is not all too far away in Auroria. The average size of the common Buzzbing is approximately seven to eight feet in height, measuring comparable to an adult Granok. Some have been known to attack Protostar personnel and cause havoc with machinery. But the benefits of such creatures may outweigh the risk.
According to Protostar research, the honey of the Buzzbing may be infused with “primal energy deliciousness”. Surely around the holidays, Dominion citizens are inundated in these commercials. Of course, this is profit driven. But according to recent Evindra Institute research, these claims may actually be based in solid science. Though more studies are having to be conducted to confirm, Protostar’s original claims regarding the honey could be true to a certain degree.
Health benefits of Buzzbing honey include an extended lifespan, restoration of vigor and vitality, and a general inoculation against a variety of ailments. Studies reveal a positive effect at the cellular level, increasing cell stability and metabolism. However, it is inconclusive at the statistical level if the benefits are indeed significant comparing the honey-using group to the control group.
What does this mean? At the very least, there does not seem to be negative effects. At the most, there appear to be health benefits, perhaps the most for people with immune disorders such as allergies. Protostar may indeed be onto something. I personally rate the Buzzbing Honey at least as a positive, and it would not hurt to make it part of a routine diet. But considering costs, it may not be recommended for lower income individuals. The Evindra Institute will continue to examine if the honey can be converted into a capsule form that retains the benefits of pure Buzzbing honey for a cheaper price. Maybe we can all look forward to a sweeter future for our quality of life.