Ask Oloris

No introduction is necessary this week, I trust the readers know the drill by now.

Question 1:

DEAR OLO: How do I stop my friend from putting aurin in his coat and trying to take them home as pets? He does not need re-education - he is not a traitor, he is simply confused and thinks they are squirrels. (Follow up question: how do I stop my friend from putting squirrels in his coat?) Please help.

Kill the aurin and the squirrels in front of him.

Question 2:

Oloris- I am very lonely and sad. I think I might be cursed. I doubt you have any ideas on how to help but I would apperciate your persepctive. Ps- I want a hug

The first step is modifying your own evaluation of your worth. If you think you are a “loser”, and judging by the tone of your query you do, then others will see that in you as well. Friends will come to you if you are not off-putting, believe me, there are many who approach me unbidden.

Question 3:

"What is best way to send message to maraduars that if get near property will will set on fire... very big fire?"

Akin to the first question: let them. Then light them on fire.

Question 4:

"How does Mechari know if pragenarnt?

You will share a fate with the aurin, the squirrels, and the raiders.

Unfortunately, readers, that is all for this week’s edition of Ask Oloris. Please, continue sending your questions in, and if I have yet to respond to yours, fret not. I have little in the way of time to allocate to this edition at the moment of writing, and I am saving those questions that provoke more in-depth responses for when I may properly respond to them in full, as to not do you a disservice.

Until the next, Dominus watch over you, and Scions guide you.