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From anonymous: "HOW TO PARENT???"

I am no expert on organic child-rearing, I was forged twenty-four years ago and the majority of my life has been spent with other mechari or full-grown organic humanoids. Babies are not commonly found on Nexus, I would hazard to say it is still an unsafe environ for their development as it is literally a war zone. That being said, it is considered unethical to euthanize them, so my suggestion is to seek other parents and ask them this question, preferably ones of your own species. Do not ask a chua.

"Olo, what's your romantic history like?" There is none.

Dear Oloris: How do you pick a weapon that is right for you when it comes time to destroying the Exiles? If one does not feel right, how do you find another?

Any weapon that can kill is a suitable weapon, citizen. When it comes to finding the right weapon, you desire the one that feels most natural to use. You want the weapon to be an extension of yourself if your aim is to enter melee, or, if at ranged, you want a weapon or weapons that do not impede your movement or wear down your stamina with recoil. The greatest weapon, after all, is you. Peripherals merely ease elimination interactions.

Dear Olo, I'm currently working with an ex. We've been coworkers longer than romantic, but since we first met they've changed a lot. The issue is lately I think the breakup is starting to affect others in our organization. They're very passive aggressive and I'm not sure I can fix the issue before it bleeds too deep into other people's lives. Suggestions? Do not have romantic pursuits or sexual intercourse with your coworkers. It is a rule for a reason. You broke this rule, now you see the consequences. Pity. The easiest solution would have one of the two of you leave to find another job. Alternatively, you can kill each other. It is a wonder your supervisor has not yet emancipated you from your position. HELLO OLORIS, I WAS WONDERING WHAT DOES SOAP TASTE LIKE?? It tastes inedible.

Dear Olo, What is your favourite colour! And why? Red. Red is beautiful, it is the color of my soul core and the Dominion. It imposing, aggressive, fearsome, yet also beautiful.